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Dna Demotivational Poster


REDNECK MURDERS - Usually go unsolved because 1. There are no dental records 2. All the DNA matches


TAGS: redneck no teeth matching dna
Rating: 4.17/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - May 1, 2013, 9:31 pm
Rednecks? These look like Walkers.
Silverheart - December 23, 2012, 1:54 am

Are you be saying that I'm am using improper english? Eh, I never really had very good grammar, I'll admit. But I don't see the fault in this one. Please elaborate RD.
Rudedog - December 23, 2012, 12:26 am
Funny, work on sentence structure


REDNECK MURDERS - Are hard to solve because all the DNA matches and there are no dental records .


TAGS: redneck murder dna dental records
Rating: 4.88/5

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MissPriss - May 7, 2012, 9:45 am
I luvs me a good redneck joke and even moe a good redneck murder...yee haa! 5L jus cuz it's redneck worthy.


SOMEONE'S DAD - has some explaining to do




RUN FOR YOUR LIVES, - IT'S BRAD AND ANGELINA!!


TAGS: adoption kidnapp angelina children
Rating: 4.59/5

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lgvernon - March 12, 2012, 5:43 pm

And they shall forever after be know as 'The Gatherers'. LAWLED loud enough to scare the dogs. 5L!!~


THE BOMB FARM - Here, we see the bomb farmer (Ordie) carefully tending his crop before Special Air Delivery.




DNA - 2% makes a difference


TAGS: dna chimp
Rating: 2.05/5

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Nighthorse - May 15, 2011, 8:27 pm
That's a gorilla, not a chimp. Taxonomy FAIL.
greenknight - March 23, 2011, 8:51 am
What you don't know is that the chimp is imitating the kid who's reflection you see in the glass..he was doing the exact same thing five seconds earlier. That or the kids mom is just THAT h**.
aesop's folly - November 8, 2009, 7:51 pm
teh he, evolution or Intel. Design?


PURPOSE - The function of the naval aviator is a courier service for the ordnanceman.


TAGS: navy pilot fighter jet ordnance air craft carrier
Rating: 3.69/5

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Moonrage - February 16, 2011, 9:20 am
AO is the worst rate. All the fools become AOs
phydeaux - November 23, 2009, 1:59 pm
Aamen baby...AO...fist of the fleet...
Mongo - November 13, 2009, 4:26 pm
Umm, what if its a tanker hop?
Derek - November 13, 2009, 4:20 pm
Clever :})


EXPLOSIVE ORDNANCE -


TAGS: explosive ordnance bombs usa america
Rating: 3.47/5

More motifakes by ronsart

AirStryke - February 3, 2010, 2:10 am
Oorah
garth - June 9, 2009, 10:37 am
its a candy 'splosion!!
Doc - May 19, 2009, 9:32 am
Repeat.
Mark - February 16, 2009, 9:55 am
On target - Fire for effect!
WTFO - February 16, 2009, 12:50 am
Hell yeah, Ron!


GENETIC MUTANTS - I, for one, welcome our new Squitten overlords!


TAGS: kittens squid sqittens dna genetic mutants
Rating: 2.78/5

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R.S.Jake - May 20, 2010, 10:12 am
So, when it grows up, it'll be what? A Squat? Gross. 5 Sqittens, they're cuter at that age!


"HELLO POSSUMS!" - Public Service Announcement "It's 11PM ... Do you know where your pants are?"




D.N.A. - Great. Something I can blame for being a complete, hopeless screw-up.




NATURAL SELECTION -




RUN FOR YOUR LIVES, - IT'S BRAD AND ANGELINA!!


TAGS: adoption black kids kidnap
Rating: 4.5/5

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tellitlikeitis - March 12, 2012, 9:48 pm
So good! Minus the comma. A 5'er. Could be worse, it could be Madonna... or maybe not?
Sho - March 12, 2012, 9:27 pm
A lot more worse than kony
Rick69 - March 12, 2012, 4:40 pm
Lulz... Excuse: WIN!
Reality Lord - March 12, 2012, 4:17 pm

hey new guy...we liked it so much we approved it...twice :)


DNA TESTING - COSTLY BUT WORTH IT -


TAGS: dna test worth it wytch
Rating: 4.29/5

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falloutghoul - August 20, 2011, 12:56 pm
Better than soy "milk". That stuff is a LIE!
Greeny - August 13, 2011, 10:01 pm
The Milkman delivers it
Verdeckt - August 13, 2011, 9:22 pm
Whatever happened to the milk of human kindness?


HERE I GO AGAIN -




KIDNAPPING - When holding someone hostage, please observe all posted safety signs.




POOPER SCOOPER - City ordnance 435b.1.(c) requires that you clean up after your T-Rex.




CAPES - Not even once.


TAGS: capes edna rorschach
Rating: 4.08/5

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Reality Lord - April 6, 2011, 10:38 pm

coolio indeed has a followingh. nice.


Afternoon Talk Shows -


TAGS: dna test results talk shows maury exposed
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - November 27, 2013, 2:49 pm
Must be, both Maury and Dr. Phil say so. Sorry pickle :(
pickleviper - November 27, 2013, 10:36 am
Nooooo, that's not true! That's impossible!


Pissing US off -


TAGS: terrorist crisis kidnapping heinous hideous
Rating: 4.33/5

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Bandit5906 - August 21, 2014, 9:34 pm
Turn the place into glass!
maoworks2 - August 21, 2014, 1:09 pm
Nukem till they glow !


WE ARE AL THE SAME, IN BEING DIFFERENT. -


TAGS: rerun wisdom fun individualism dna
Rating: 4.27/5

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Hawamleh - July 19, 2010, 6:12 am
German sense Of Humor, Maybe Someday Ill understand it ...
forseti - July 19, 2010, 5:31 am
So twin have the same fun?*g* I like the and give you 1L for it (right behind "AL_") and 5 lions for the pic :-P
Hawamleh - July 19, 2010, 5:11 am
Thanks friend :)
rerun - July 19, 2010, 1:00 am

Haw - this is nice, and the credit is all yours.
Hawamleh - July 18, 2010, 10:59 pm
Thanks, But I think Rerun Takes Credit For this One.
Reality Lord - July 18, 2010, 10:52 pm

nice


Ransom 5 Lions -


TAGS: kidnapped ism 5lions ransom motifake
Rating: 4.19/5

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forseti - May 23, 2013, 12:31 am
tough call. i decided by toss... 5L
Rudedog - May 22, 2013, 10:46 pm
I refuse to negotiate with terrorists. ( the 5L's will be delivered in an unmarked paper bag).
Sho - May 22, 2013, 9:35 pm
Ok that's 5 x 1L. and 1 Fav tip
motinet - May 22, 2013, 5:07 pm

lol! 5L for U sir


RE-PRODUCEMAN - Cute Kid! Looks just like the Father! But on a serious note, I'm not paying child support.


TAGS: you should get a dna test done first thing
Rating: 4.13/5

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Fatt Matt - April 1, 2010, 12:21 pm
HAHAHAH!! uncanny...
R.S.Jake - April 1, 2010, 11:46 am
Well, you know, it just happens. It all started with me pooping on Bovee's lawn.
Faceplant31 - April 1, 2010, 11:36 am
Jeebus jake, u r a s**t! First pir now pro! When will the seed sewing stop man!


NIRVANA - You're doing it wron- Oh wait, well that's a new approach.


TAGS: nirvana buddha kidnapping
Rating: 3.3/5

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greenknight - March 24, 2011, 10:06 am
Nice. Cover of an OLD issue of the "Doom Patrol" comic. Robotman is cropped out but would be just of to the left side, and you can see Negativeman's mummywra**d hands pulling the arm of the statue there.


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NEW YORK TIMES REPORTER - C'mon get a closer picture! What's he gonna do? "KID-NAP US" or something!


TAGS: 32nd brigade red arrow army national guard hostage kidnapper koran ramadan hajii newyork time newspaper reporter
Rating: 2.56/5

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agdaniele - September 9, 2009, 11:11 pm
It's not a bunker, Billy; it's your parent's basement. I guess an empty bottle of lotion would be YOUR bunker buster, huh?
Sean - September 9, 2009, 11:06 pm
Yer a bigotted cu*n*t, Billy.
Billy - September 9, 2009, 11:01 pm
Snap that ragheads neck before he blows someone up.
BoneCD - September 9, 2009, 12:44 pm
Those who don't remember history are doomed to repeat it...5 from me Yeo!


MEET DR. FRANKENSTEIN - This man just created an artificial virus. He wants to set it loose in the world. His name is Craig Venter.


TAGS: science dna idiot
Rating: 2.13/5

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agdaniele - May 21, 2010, 11:13 pm
He's also spent five years of his life trying to invent an a*** bum cover... failing to do so is his greatest regret.
Derek - May 21, 2010, 5:51 am
Advancing science; well done, that man.
forseti - May 21, 2010, 4:28 am
I believe in creationism


HOSTAGE RESCUE - Hostage YES, Rescue NO! And by the time JIMBO and the boyz, get done with you...




CONDOMS - You are doing it wrong.


TAGS: bangersandnash com
Rating: 1.75/5

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lolman - August 27, 2009, 8:03 pm
The person holding the steering wheel dumbass, the pic is Aussie or UK - steering is on the right hand side of the car, but youd know that if you werent such a dumbass.
goooomeister - June 19, 2009, 6:50 pm
So, if he is doing that, who is driving???
english--and proud - November 24, 2008, 6:19 am
This aint ***k Head..its his brother ..f*** Nose..!!
Anon - November 24, 2008, 4:11 am
perfectly correct..if your a ***k head..


I WAS KIDNAPPED -


TAGS: mimes mime kidnapped acts pack
Rating: 5/5

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Swampfox - December 18, 2016, 9:04 am
Say that again...
concern3 - December 13, 2016, 11:49 am
Words, love it, UP yours
EmilioDumphque - December 10, 2016, 4:13 pm
Louder!


Pool -


TAGS: pool genes dna mud
Rating: 5/5

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concern3 - April 23, 2015, 7:52 am
That my brother taking the plunge, if you look closely you'll find me in the crowd. a 5er
MissPriss - April 23, 2015, 1:02 am
Redneck Sea World...just be sure to stay clear of the 5L splash zone.
JesusWept - April 22, 2015, 10:43 pm
Thanks, guys :)
rerun - April 22, 2015, 9:49 pm

Great poster
rerun - April 22, 2015, 9:49 pm

Keep the pic, think Duck Dynasty themed.
mizzdizz - April 22, 2015, 9:49 pm
oh my GAWD!!!! This is funny as it gets because of where I live! Limited gene pool doesn't even BEGIN to describe this place! 5 laughing lions!
Oldsod - April 22, 2015, 9:34 pm
Well...there's a pic I can delete. Had the same one in the file, but not smart enough to put a caption to it. 5L!


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